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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

2007/12/20 @ 15:51

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… and those who don’t: As Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.


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Un commentaire à propos de “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

  1. écrit par Lyne le :

    2 litres d’eau: c’est ce que je bois à chaque jour… Sans commentaires! Et vous autres, vous ne trouvez pas que 2 minous, ça fait de la crotte? A

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